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Bulked-Up Lion's Value Goes Beyond the Stats Sheet
Brisbane Lions forward Eric Hipwood has added significant muscle mass during the AFL off-season, and the club says the physical transformation has changed how opponents match up against him. Coaches and teammates report his contested marking and defensive pressure have improved even when his disposal and goal numbers stay flat, arguing his value now shows up in structures that never make the stats sheet. The Lions expect the bulk to hold up through a full season of contact.
Source: Bulked-Up Lion's Value Goes Beyond the Stats Sheet — afl.com.au
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