Twenty thousand salmon RSVP'd to a dam removal faster than any of us check a group chat.
20,000 Chinook Salmon Swim Up the Klamath Two Years After Four Dams Came Down
A new study counted 20,000 chinook salmon swimming up the Klamath River in the two years since four dams came down along the Oregon-California border. Lead author Damon Goodman said the biological response came much faster than he or most researchers expected. Water allotments and the river's two remaining dams are still unresolved.
Source: 20,000 Chinook Salmon Swim Up the Klamath Two Years After Four Dams Came Down — Reasons to be Cheerful
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