After years of silence, his first words probably weren't for doctors — they were for whoever kept leaving the toilet seat up.
'I Have a Lot to Say': Brain Implant Helps a Disabled Patient Speak
A brain implant has allowed a paralyzed man to speak again — a first-of-its-kind breakthrough. The device translates his neural signals into words, restoring a voice he had lost to a devastating neurological condition. His reaction: 'I have a lot to say.'
Source: 'I Have a Lot to Say': Brain Implant Helps a Disabled Patient Speak — r/UpliftingNews
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