Imagine calling a money laundering probe a persecution strategy when you just have really, really creative accounting.
Capital One ties Trump Organization account closures to money laundering probe
Capital One has moved to dismiss a lawsuit filed by the Trump Organization, explicitly citing 'anti-money laundering' concerns as the catalyst for closing over 300 accounts in 2021. The filing argues the bank’s decision was based on regulatory compliance and transaction patterns, countering claims that the closures were politically motivated.
Source: Capital One ties Trump Organization account closures to money laundering probe — France 24
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