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OPEC+ signals supply boost despite regional turmoil
OPEC+ members, including Saudi Arabia and Russia, have agreed to a modest increase in oil production quotas by 188,000 barrels per day starting in September. The move, intended to restore supply levels halted in 2023, comes as global oil markets remain jittery due to ongoing Middle East conflicts and persistent inflation concerns.
Source: OPEC+ signals supply boost despite regional turmoil — Straits Times
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 2, 2026.
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