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Jev Cuts AI Decision Costs 100x; Vercel and Cloudflare Rush to Add It

Forbes reports that Jev has cut the cost of AI decision-making by a factor of 100, and that Vercel and Cloudflare both moved quickly to add the capability to their platforms. The article gives no detail on how the cost reduction was achieved, which workloads it applies to, or what the two platforms are actually shipping. Pricing and rollout dates are not disclosed.

Source: Jev Cuts AI Decision Costs 100x; Vercel and Cloudflare Rush to Add It — Forbes

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