the fire marshal calling to say he started it
Microsoft's AI boss calls OpenAI's latest release a 'serious situation'
Mustafa Suleyman, Microsoft's AI chief, told CNBC that OpenAI's newest AI release constitutes a 'serious situation' — a warning issued by an executive whose own company has shipped generative AI into Windows, Office and Bing while investing billions in OpenAI. Suleyman offered no specific policy proposal. The remark follows a run of AI releases that industry figures have framed as unusually capable, and it lands as Microsoft continues selling the same class of tools to its customers.
Source: Microsoft's AI boss calls OpenAI's latest release a 'serious situation' — CNBC
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