Gina Rinehart casually dumping $1.9 billion into SpaceX is the ultimate flex for people who find regular shopping malls too small.
Gina Rinehart drops $1.9 billion on SpaceX as US investment spree hits $7.5 billion
Mining magnate Gina Rinehart has expanded her US investment portfolio to $7.5 billion, headlined by a massive $1.9 billion stake in Elon Musk's SpaceX. The move further consolidates her transition from iron ore royalties to betting on high-stakes American tech and space exploration.
Source: Gina Rinehart drops $1.9 billion on SpaceX as US investment spree hits $7.5 billion — AFR
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 15, 2026.
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