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Asda enters the wholesale game to bulk up convenience
Asda is launching a new wholesale format aimed at small businesses and bulk-buying shoppers, moving into territory traditionally held by wholesale clubs. The initiative seeks to capture customers looking to offset rising grocery costs by purchasing in quantity, though it remains to be seen if the average commuter wants 50kg of flour.
Source: Asda enters the wholesale game to bulk up convenience — Asda
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