Imagine paying 100% British prices for a chocolate bar just to prove we can still make sugar, cocoa, and industrial-grade disappointment without the EU's help.
First 100% British chocolate bar since 1932 made in Reading
For the first time since 1932, a chocolate bar is being produced entirely in the UK, with the manufacturing process based in Reading. While the brand touts its 100% British credentials, market analysts expect it to carry a premium price point that puts it well above your average supermarket impulse buy.
Source: First 100% British chocolate bar since 1932 made in Reading — BBC
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