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Swans players quizzed over alleged sex assault incident
Several Sydney Swans players were questioned by police over an alleged sexual assault incident. The investigation is ongoing, and the AFL club has declined to comment. The allegations, which have not been tested in court, come amid heightened scrutiny of player conduct and the league's handling of such matters.
Source: Swans players quizzed over alleged sex assault incident — Herald Sun
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