Flying first class now means getting taped down like a priceless vase—must be the new premium upsell.
Disruptive passenger duct-taped to seat in first-class emergency landing
A disruptive passenger on a flight was duct-taped to their first-class seat after causing chaos, forcing an emergency landing. The airline has not commented on the incident, and the passenger's condition remains unclear.
Source: Disruptive passenger duct-taped to seat in first-class emergency landing — cnn.com
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