He's the only mayor in America polling at 100% — mostly because he never proposed a parking ordinance.
Welcome to White Salmon. Please don't feed the mayor.
White Salmon, Washington, has for years treated a cat named Huxley as an honorary mayor, a title that has outlasted several human administrations. Residents credit the feline with drawing visitors, anchoring local history, and giving the town a mascot that predates its current tourism boom. Huxley attends public events, greets tourists, and accepts chin scratches in lieu of a salary.
Source: Welcome to White Salmon. Please don't feed the mayor. — r/UpliftingNews
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