Nicolas Cage's house is the only thing that's ever successfully walked out on him.
Sinkhole opens at Nicolas Cage's Malibu home, forcing evacuations
A massive sinkhole opened at Nicolas Cage's Malibu mansion, forcing evacuations in the area as the ground continued to give way. The driveway collapsed and the property became unstable, adding another surreal chapter to the actor's eventful real estate history. Engineers are assessing the damage, but the sinkhole remains an unpredictable neighbor.
Source: Sinkhole opens at Nicolas Cage's Malibu home, forcing evacuations — Los Angeles Times
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