Pakistan's bowlers are treating England's batsmen like a net session, and the tourists are treating the tour like a paid vacation.
England's top order collapses on day one in Pakistan
England's top order collapsed against Pakistan on day one of the first Test, slipping to a precarious position after a string of soft dismissals. The tourists' batting looked alarmingly casual against a sharp Pakistan attack, raising familiar questions about preparation and application in subcontinent conditions.
Source: England's top order collapses on day one in Pakistan — The Times
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