Dundee's recruitment team just discovered that wanting Bobby Wales is a lot like wanting to win the lottery — everyone's got a ticket, nobody's cashing in.
Dundee join race for Bobby Wales as striker hunt heats up
Dundee are chasing a deal for in-demand striker Bobby Wales as their hunt for a new forward intensifies, with competition expected for the highly-rated young talent.
Source: Dundee join race for Bobby Wales as striker hunt heats up — thecourier.co.uk
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