Manchester United handed the kid the number that's haunted more players than the club's own midfield.
Andrey Santos takes the cursed number 7 at Manchester United
Manchester United confirmed Andrey Santos will wear the iconic number 7 shirt, a number steeped in club legend but also recent struggles. The Brazilian midfielder's arrival signals a fresh start, though the pressure of following in the footsteps of greats—and recent flops—will be immense.
Source: Andrey Santos takes the cursed number 7 at Manchester United — Manchester United Website
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