The statue turned out to be a worse roommate than the guy who never pays rent.
Man's Night Inside Fake Statue Cut Short
A man's attempt to overnight inside a fake statue was cut short, likely by discomfort, detection, or a change of heart. The scheme, which probably seemed clever in theory, collapsed under the weight of reality — and possibly a security guard's flashlight.
Source: Man's Night Inside Fake Statue Cut Short — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 18, 2026.
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