Somewhere out there, a man in a gator vest is building a Bond villain lair out of scrap metal and Waffle House receipts.
Cool villain: Goldfinger. Not so cool villain: Copper Florida man
A Florida man with a copper obsession was arrested for stealing catalytic converters, proving that villainy in the Sunshine State is less 'golden gun' and more 'rusty wrench.' The copper theft trend has spiked, with scrap yards paying top dollar for the metal, fueling a wave of under-car crimes.
Source: Cool villain: Goldfinger. Not so cool villain: Copper Florida man — Fark
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