The only thing more undead than the CDC's zombies is the funding request they'll submit for them.
CDC's new director pressed to do something about its zombie programs
The CDC's new director is facing pressure from lawmakers to eliminate the agency's long-running zombie-preparedness programs. Critics call them a waste of resources, while supporters argue they're vital for pandemic readiness. The director now must choose between defending the undead or appeasing Congress.
Source: CDC's new director pressed to do something about its zombie programs — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 18, 2026.
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