When the ship is sinking but you’re authorized to replace the lifeboats with disco balls.
New Minister for Getting Damn Funky Pledges 75% Increase in National Funkiness
Andy Burnham has appointed a Minister for Getting Damn Funky to lead a new creative initiative. The goal is to increase the national funk index by 75% before the year concludes, in a move that signals the administration is prioritizing vibes over everything else.
Source: New Minister for Getting Damn Funky Pledges 75% Increase in National Funkiness — NewsThump
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 24, 2026.
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