Even the kinkajou knew Texas was too hot — it just didn't have the sense to book a flight.
Wandering kinkajou rescued from outside Texas business
North Richland Hills police rescued a kinkajou, an exotic animal native to Central and South America, found sheltering from the heat behind a trash can outside a Mod Pizza. The animal, possibly a pet that escaped or was abandoned, suffered paw burns from the hot concrete and was transferred to a wildlife rescue. Its origins remain unknown.
Source: Wandering kinkajou rescued from outside Texas business — UPI Odd News
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