Nothing says justice like making a man destroy the evidence of his own generosity.
Judge orders farmer to destroy nectarine orchard after he gave away 180,000 pounds
A judge ordered a farmer to destroy his nectarine orchard after he gave away 180,000 pounds of fruit, ruling it was not for charitable purposes. The farmer had donated the harvest to food banks and community groups, but the court found the giveaway violated agricultural regulations.
Source: Judge orders farmer to destroy nectarine orchard after he gave away 180,000 pounds — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 27, 2026.
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