Finally, a lawsuit where the plaintiff and the defendant both have a case of the Mondays.
Pennsylvania man sues restaurant after slipping on ricotta cheese
A Pennsylvania man is suing a restaurant after slipping on ricotta cheese, claiming negligence over the dairy hazard. The suit seeks damages for injuries sustained in the fall, with the restaurant yet to respond. It's a cheesy legal battle that's sure to grate on everyone involved.
Source: Pennsylvania man sues restaurant after slipping on ricotta cheese — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 27, 2026.
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