Victoria has finally achieved the peak efficiency of a startup: replacing the CEO before the coffee machine has even been cleaned.
Victoria's Leadership Shuffle: The Blink-and-You-Miss-It Coup
Victorian Premier Jacinta Allan is facing an urgent internal leadership challenge led by Transport Minister Ben Carroll. While Allan insists she is focused on governing, Carroll is actively canvassing colleagues to consolidate support. The rapid-fire maneuver has destabilized the state government, leaving the Labor party scrambling to avoid a messy transition.
Source: Victoria's Leadership Shuffle: The Blink-and-You-Miss-It Coup — The Age
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