Chelsea's transfer strategy is just buying every teenager who once kicked a ball near a Serie A pitch and hoping one grows into a centre-back.
Chelsea open talks to sign Italy defender Honest Ahanor
Chelsea have opened talks to sign Italy defender Honest Ahanor, an 18-year-old Genoa full-back, as part of their ongoing youth-focused recruitment drive. The Blues continue to prioritize young talent, with Ahanor reportedly costing more than Gareth Bale's U17 transfer fee. The move signals Chelsea's long-term squad planning.
Source: Chelsea open talks to sign Italy defender Honest Ahanor — Metro.co.uk
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