Swansea's loan strategy is just swapping one leaky bucket for another, and Sunderland's laughing all the way to the waterlogged pitch.
Swansea sign Sunderland's Jenson Seelt on loan
Swansea City have signed Sunderland defender Jenson Seelt on loan for the rest of the season, aiming to shore up a defence that has conceded more goals than a charity match. Seelt, 24, arrives with Premier League experience but has struggled for game time at Sunderland. The move is seen as a low-risk gamble for both clubs, with Seelt hoping for regular minutes.
Source: Swansea sign Sunderland's Jenson Seelt on loan — BBC
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