My old man's WhatsApp forwards have a better transfer hit rate than Fabrizio Romano.
Aston Villa Set to Announce Leon Goretzka, Dad's Sources Were Right
Aston Villa are reportedly set to announce the signing of Germany midfielder Leon Goretzka, with the news first broken by a fan's father claiming inside knowledge. The club hasn't confirmed, but the internet is already celebrating the dad who called it.
Source: Aston Villa Set to Announce Leon Goretzka, Dad's Sources Were Right — My Old Man Said
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 27, 2026.
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