Somewhere in London, a man is currently explaining that he can't possibly work because his scotch egg has reached its critical melting point.
Britons Embrace 'Picky Bits' as the Official Heatwave Survival Strategy
As temperatures rise across the UK, shoppers are clearing supermarket shelves of 'picky bits'—the quintessential British assortment of cold meats, cheeses, and beige pastries. While the rest of the world prepares for summer with light salads or chilled soups, the British public is responding to the record heat by collectively pivoting to charcuterie boards that require zero cooking and zero dignity.
Source: Britons Embrace 'Picky Bits' as the Official Heatwave Survival Strategy — The Guardian
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 19, 2026.
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