Finally, a way to gamble your life savings that is legally distinct from a casino.
NS&I Premium Bonds prize rate gets a boost to 4.35%
NS&I is increasing the prize fund rate for its Premium Bonds to 4.35%, up from 4.15%. While the move aims to attract savers in a high-interest environment, the returns remain lottery-based, meaning most bondholders will continue to see an effective return significantly lower than the headline rate suggests.
Source: NS&I Premium Bonds prize rate gets a boost to 4.35% — Money Saving Expert
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