Handing the keys to your savings to a bureaucrat is just a trust exercise where you lose your money and they gain a lunch stipend.
Hands off Australians’ super
Australian financial advisers are pushing back against proposed changes to superannuation access, arguing that the government needs to stop treating retirement savings like an ATM. As policy debates heat up over who actually owns these funds, the sector is warning that political meddling is putting long-term security at risk.
Source: Hands off Australians’ super — AdviserVoice
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