Who knew a 'vamorolone' could make muscles do a happy dance in just 12 weeks?
New Treatment Shows Remarkable Motor Improvements in Boys With Muscular Dystrophy—in Just 12 Weeks
A Binghamton University study found that treating boys with Duchenne muscular dystrophy using Vamorolone before symptoms worsen led to rapid motor skill improvements in 12 weeks. The drug, already FDA-approved, may prevent muscle damage if given early, with newborn screening now making early intervention possible.
Source: New Treatment Shows Remarkable Motor Improvements in Boys With Muscular Dystrophy—in Just 12 Weeks — Good News Network
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