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Ancient Turkish Tomb May Hold Remains of a Pro Wrestler from 2,400 Years Ago
Archaeologists in Turkey found a 2,400-year-old tomb near Aspendos with coins showing wrestlers, hinting the occupant may have been an ancient athlete. The discovery offers a glimpse into sports culture of the era, though the exact identity and career of the deceased remain a mystery.
Source: Ancient Turkish Tomb May Hold Remains of a Pro Wrestler from 2,400 Years Ago — Live Science
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