UK regulators just legalized the weight-loss pill; now the only side effect is your friends asking if you've been 'feeling okay, you look different.'
UK First in Europe to Approve Weight-Loss Pill
The UK became the first European country to approve orforglipron, a daily pill for weight management and type 2 diabetes, offering an oral alternative to injectable GLP-1 drugs. The medicine, developed by Eli Lilly, could ease access and reduce costs, though it awaits NHS rollout decisions.
Source: UK First in Europe to Approve Weight-Loss Pill — GOV.UK
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