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Doom ported to SQL

Doom, the 1993 first-person shooter that once required a powerful PC, has now been ported to SQL, the structured query language used by relational databases. The port follows earlier versions that run on toothbrushes, earbuds, and the Commodore 64, continuing a long tradition of running the game on unconventional hardware.

Source: Doom ported to SQL — BoingBoing

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