ASOS told customers to ignore the messages. so, like every other notification from ASOS.
ASOS hack: Customers sent bizarre, threatening notifications
Shoppers on the ASOS app and website received push notifications containing bizarre, threatening messages on Thursday after an apparent compromise of the online retailer's systems. The fashion site, which serves millions of UK customers, has not said how many accounts were affected or whether payment details were accessed. ASOS says it is investigating the incident and has advised customers to ignore the messages.
Source: ASOS hack: Customers sent bizarre, threatening notifications — Yahoo News UK
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