The only thing more exciting than the Labour leadership is watching paint dry, possibly.
Labour leader appointment: 'Big fucking deal,' says incoming leader.
A figure is set to formally assume leadership of the Labour Party today, expressing significant indifference towards the appointment. The statement underscores a perceived lack of enthusiasm or perceived importance surrounding the event within the party.
Source: Labour leader appointment: 'Big fucking deal,' says incoming leader. — The Daily Mash
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