Newcastle's scouting department is just a dartboard with a map of France on it.
Newcastle eye El Khannouss as backup for Fernandez-Pardo
Newcastle United are reportedly lining up a move for Stuttgart's Bilal El Khannouss as a backup if their pursuit of Matias Fernandez-Pardo falls through. The club's transfer strategy appears to be a revolving door of French-speaking talent, with fans wondering if they're building a team or a language exchange program.
Source: Newcastle eye El Khannouss as backup for Fernandez-Pardo — Get French Football News
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 26, 2026.
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