The only thing faster than the new care pathway is the NHS's ability to make 'fast-tracked' mean 'still a wait, but with a nicer leaflet.'
Patients with motor neurone disease set for fast-tracked care
The UK government announced a new fast-tracked care pathway for motor neurone disease patients, following a campaign by the late Rob Burrow. The initiative aims to reduce diagnosis delays and improve access to specialist care, with implementation set for 2025.
Source: Patients with motor neurone disease set for fast-tracked care — GOV.UK
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