The government is clearly hiding aliens because if they showed us HD footage, we'd realize the Pentagon has a worse camera budget than a mid-tier YouTuber.
Pentagon releases another batch of blurry UFO files
The Pentagon has released another batch of declassified files regarding Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena, adding to the growing library of mysterious sightings. Despite the increased public interest and legislative pressure for transparency, the vast majority of the footage remains frustratingly grainy, leaving enthusiasts and skeptics exactly where they started.
Source: Pentagon releases another batch of blurry UFO files — bbc.com
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