The whales got a private jet and 24-hour vet care. I can't even get a window seat on a 6 AM flight.
SeaWorld Completes Largest Captive Whale Transportation Operation in Nation’s History
SeaWorld San Antonio completed the largest captive whale relocation in U.S. history, moving 30 belugas from a closed Canadian marine park. Seven female whales arrived on the second transport, joining two males. The whales are acclimating in private habitats with veterinary supervision.
Source: SeaWorld Completes Largest Captive Whale Transportation Operation in Nation’s History — Good News Network
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