The party currently concerned about the integrity of a breadstick basket is the same one that treats a background check like an act of high treason.
Republicans compare voter ID security to Olive Garden's pasta policy
Republican lawmakers are drawing odd comparisons between strict voter ID laws and the enforcement policies of the 'Never-Ending Pasta Bowl' at Olive Garden. The argument suggests that dining chains have more rigorous identity and consumption standards than the American electoral system, a comparison currently being used to push for tighter state-level voting restrictions.
Source: Republicans compare voter ID security to Olive Garden's pasta policy — NYT US
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 21, 2026.
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