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Luke Sayers apologises to ex-wife, ending defamation case over lewd photo
Former Carlton president and PwC chief Luke Sayers has publicly apologised to ex-wife Emma as part of a settlement ending a defamation case over a lewd image. Both parties agreed to drop proceedings, with the apology read as the price of closing a costly, months-long legal fight that had already cost him the Blues presidency.
Source: Luke Sayers apologises to ex-wife, ending defamation case over lewd photo — The Age
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