She's not sad he's gone, she's sad the flight tracker updates slower than her WiFi.
Christian McCaffrey's Wife Olivia Culpo Reveals 'Uncomfortable' Feeling as 49ers' Star Leaves for Australia
Christian McCaffrey left for Australia with the 49ers, and his wife Olivia Culpo publicly described the feeling as 'uncomfortable.' The internet, never one to miss a beat, turned a routine sports departure into a referendum on long-distance marriage, time zones, and whether a first-class seat can cure loneliness. The 49ers, meanwhile, remain focused on football.
Source: Christian McCaffrey's Wife Olivia Culpo Reveals 'Uncomfortable' Feeling as 49ers' Star Leaves for Australia — Sports Illustrated
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