Somewhere in Quito a linesman is warming up his flag like it's a bullfighter's cape and absolutely nobody in the building trusts him.
Independiente del Valle vs Flamengo in Copa Libertadores: live updates as Brazilian giants face altitude test
Independiente del Valle host Flamengo in Copa Libertadores group-stage action, a rematch of the 2022 final the Ecuadorians won. Brazilian giants Flamengo arrive under pressure to avoid a slow start in a competition where away fixtures at altitude are historically brutal. Expect the usual CONMEBOL cocktail: a disputed penalty, a bench-clearing shoving match, and at least one red card nobody in the stadium can explain.
Source: Independiente del Valle vs Flamengo in Copa Libertadores: live updates as Brazilian giants face altitude test — beinsports.com
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