The only way this ends with a restraining order is if she finds out he's been driving it.
Man Faces Legal Trouble After Girlfriend Leaves 3,400 Lipstick Kiss Marks On His Car
A man in Michigan is facing possible charges after his girlfriend left roughly 3,400 lipstick kiss marks all over his car as a romantic gesture. Police say the act could be considered property damage, and the man reportedly called them himself after the surprise went from sweet to suspicious. The case highlights how a loving gesture can quickly become a legal headache.
Source: Man Faces Legal Trouble After Girlfriend Leaves 3,400 Lipstick Kiss Marks On His Car — Bored Panda
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 26, 2026.
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