Czechia 1, America 0, Shelton's luggage already packed in the fetal position.
Davis Cup: Shelton loses as Czechia and USA draw 1-1 in Prague
Ben Shelton lost his singles rubber in Prague as Czechia and the USA finished day one of their second-round Davis Cup qualifier level at 1-1. The American No. 1 dropped his match to a Czech opponent, leaving the tie to be decided in the remaining rubbers. The winner of the tie advances to the Davis Cup Finals group stage later this year.
Source: Davis Cup: Shelton loses as Czechia and USA draw 1-1 in Prague — News.com.au
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