Manchester United's rebuild has now lasted longer than most marriages and produced fewer wins.
Manchester Derby Preview: Pundits Predict Another City Win Over United
Manchester United host Manchester City in the derby this weekend, with pundits from Alan Shearer to Chris Sutton lining up to predict another City win. Previews note City's recent dominance over their neighbours, and the gap in squad quality, form and table position. United's home crowd will hope for an upset; most predictions expect City to control the game.
Source: Manchester Derby Preview: Pundits Predict Another City Win Over United — Sports Mole
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