At this rate they'll hand out the 2031 trophy to a fetus with good footwork.
Ballon d'Or 2026 Already Decided?
TNT Sports is already calling the 2026 Ballon d'Or a done deal, months before the season that will supposedly decide it has even been played. The award, historically given to the best performer over a full campaign, now appears to be projected on vibes, prior form, and the internet's collective certainty. Football's oldest individual prize is sprinting toward becoming a prediction market with a red carpet.
Source: Ballon d'Or 2026 Already Decided? — TNT Sports
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 12, 2026.
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