A three-hour thriller where the only person who truly lost was the ball boy's knees.
Jovic and Eala Battle in Marathon US Open Thriller
Iva Jovic and Alexandra Eala ground through a marathon Round of 32 at the US Open 2026, trading baseline blows deep into a third set. The match became a war of attrition, with neither player blinking as rallies stretched and the clock kept climbing. Jovic eventually edged the thriller, but the takeaway was the sheer physical toll both women absorbed.
Source: Jovic and Eala Battle in Marathon US Open Thriller — WTA Tennis
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 12, 2026.
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